The Weird Nigerian Girlfriend

Hello Tonners.

Greetings to all the adequate quarters in here.

Thanks for all those who post their write-ups. Reading them has been wonderful.

My first Post.😉

So, am a student on strike, and I got a place where am working since April. And I think the pay is still good at least for an ASUU student ( we gets rejected allot when we apply for work)

So, at least, I get a place to managed and still have spare time for some online courses.

It happens that not too long I was newly transferred to another branch which mode of transaction was different from the other.

We sell phone accessories, stationeries, charge phones and do POS.

There is this particular woman that almost frustrated me.

She will bring desktop with battery and I will make sure it's charging and she will later come back to complain that it didn't charge 😒.

She will bring phone at 0 % and come for it at something like 50% and tell you she will pay when she comes back tomorrow for another 50%.

She will get angry at me for things am not in control of.

If I see her on the road and greet her, she won't answer me well. Ah! What did I do like this?

So one day, she came again and was like

WOMAN: what's your name

ME: Esther ma.

WOMAN: You are too gentle for my liking, I don't like when someone is gentle like this.

ME: ( smile).

Whahala for this country ooo. If person talk wahala If person keep quiet trouble. But no be say I no dey talk she's elderly na home training I get. Thanks

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